Art Thief An art thief pulls off an incredible heist at the Louvre. He loads a bunch of priceless paintings in the back of his van and drives off. He is about to make the perfect getaway when his van suddenly stops. The authorities nab him, and one of them asks "what happened to the van?" The thief replies: "I did not have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh"

An Art Thief is Sitting in His Driveway... He didn't have any Monet, to buy Degas, to make his Van Gogh.

Art Thief A mastermind thief infiltrates The Louvre and steals several paintings. He loads them all into his van and drives off. A few blocks away, his van breaks down. When the police arrive on the scene, one of the officers asks the mastermind how something like this could happen if he was so smart. The mastermind replies with "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."