Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.

Latest election news: Donald Trump narrowly leads Hillary Clinton by 4 lies.

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton concedes election to Donald Trump, saying "I just can't see how I can win after Scott Baio endorsed Trump."

How did Trump win? ""Hillary Clinton"" and ""Donald Trump"" go into a bakery. Hillary Clinton steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald Trump ""See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie."" I will definitely win the election. Donald Trump: ""That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."" Donald Trump goes to the owner …