After my ex and I broke up, I was in a really bad place (Florida)

A Florida police dog is being fired after biting two people; but to be fair, who wouldn't want to hurt people from Florida?

If you don't have your Florida ID with you on voting day, you can always show them a photo of yourself wearing a tank top to a funeral.

Just introduced my teen daughter to Monty Python, thus completing my duties as a father. I will now retire to Florida and await grandkids.