Bill Gates goes fishing. Suddenly his fishing pole starts to jiggle, he quickly pulls it and see a gold fish hanging on it's edge. "WAIT! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!" the fish screams. Bill answers: "oh wow, a talking fish! That's amazing! There you go little guy, I was going to release you anyway" and sets him free. The fish turns around and say: "Thank you, now how about a wish?" Bill answers: "Oh alright... what do you want?"
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