[Spoilers] Breaking Bad At the end of the series Walter White doesn't die. He fakes his death, pretends to be a nun, and hides out in a convent. The convent regularly gets taken by bus into the city to do good works at a soup kitchen. Walter had ridden across country in the tank of an empty fuel truck and never wanted to be inside of a vehicle again. He decides to walk. The mother superior is concerned and tells Walter that ""she"" must get on the bus because it's too dangerous to walk. Walter r…

Light bulb jokes How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the Diet Coke and one to call daddy. How many real men does it take to change a light bulb? Real men aren't afraid of the dark. How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bu..THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!! How many Altzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side. How many attention-deficit-disorder-kids does it take to change a light bulb? Look, a bunny. Ho…

When kids learn to swear. A 6-year-old and 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'." The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm and they head down stairs. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for break…

Get me a drink DAD: Son, get me a drink. SON: Coke or Pepsi? DAD: Coke. SON: Diet or regular? DAD: Regular. SON: Can or bottle? DAD: Bottle. SON: Small or large? DAD: Godammit! Just get water! SON: Mineral or tap? DAD: Mineral! SON: Cold or room temp? DAD: I'll beat you! SON: Stick or belt? DAD: Your'e an ass!!! SON: Donkey or Jack? ___________________________________________ EDIT: Wow, this really blew up! EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!