"'There is no 'I' in team!" *Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam*

If Apple has taught me anything, it's wait to see the "Steve Jobs" movie until they release a second version.

Bill Gates is giving 100k to help develop a better & safer condom. I don't care how good it is, im not wearing a condom that says Microsoft.

If I was Steve Jobs I would engrave on my tombstone: iDied.