What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows? Netflix and Jill

Netflix should double as a dating site and be like "here are 9 other singles in your area that watched LOST for the past 11 hours."

Netflix would be by far the best dating site. "Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Pokemon for 12 straight hrs"

Netflix reminds me of my girlfriend Probably because it's constantly asking me if I'm still here. Or maybe because it's not a real human being.