A young man arrived home in a state of exhaustion. "Are you okay?" asked his mother. "How did your day out with grandma go?" "Never again!" he said. "I've never been so embarrassed in my life. I couldn't believe some of the things she said, things like: 'What are you doing here? We don't want your sort in this country! Go on, get back to Africa, get back to India!' Everybody was staring at us. Eventually I had to tell her: 'Gran, it's a zoo.'" WEDDINGS