Ramona, a Mexican housemaid at a Californian mansion, announced to the lady of the house, Mrs Spicer, that she was quitting. "But why are you leaving, Ramona?" asked Mrs Spicer. "I am in the family way," replied Ramona. Mrs Spicer was shocked. "Who was it?" "Your husband and your son." Mrs Spicer was mortified and demanded an explanation. "How did it happen?" "Well," said Ramona, "I go to the study to clean it and your husband say, 'You are in the way.' I go to the living room to clean and your son say, 'You are in the way.' So I'm in the family way and I quit." According to a new study, there's been an increase in the number of illegal Mexican immigrants living in Canada. You got to hand it to them – that must be some tunnel. Conan O'Brien
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