A guy was going out with a Siamese twin but she dumped him because she found out he was screwing her sister behind her back. What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About thirteen seconds, I think. 'Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big.' 'That's okay, your breath stinks anyway. See you later.' Jerry Seinfeld
Getting ready for a night out, a young woman appeared wearing a low-cut top, tight black leather mini skirt and thigh-length boots. "You look like you're going
How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey? With his Shtick.
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