What's the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs have owners, cats have staff. My friend Steve likes cats. People are always saying, 'Oh, Steve's really a cat person.' No he's not. If Steve were a cat person, it'd be, like, 'Hey, Steve never goes in the pool.' Demetri Martin
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.
Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing
A chihuahua is just a barking cat.
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