There were 3 women going into a bus. The first one dropped her wallet and had blue pants on and the bus driver said u must support Chelsea. An hour later another women went on a bus and dropped her bag and as she bent down she had red pants on, so the bus driver said you must support Manchester united. Then straight after another women walked in and fell and had no pants on so the bus driver said you must support Arsenal.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate
Does "You'll find love when you're not looking for it" apply to money too? Because let me be clear I am NOT looking for $10 million dollars.
My telethon to raise money for starving children in Africa was a huge flop. I didn't know the TV added 10 pounds. Those kids looked fine. :(
I totally get your eyebrows. My bank account is overdrawn, too.
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