Some strangers sit at the bar. One guy says, ""My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."" Another guy asks, ""What's that?"" The first guy says, ""I am a Single, New Age Guy."" Another guy says, ""My name is Gary, and I am a DINK."" A lady asks, ""What's that?"" He says, ""Double Income, No Kids."" The lady says, ""That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE."" Larry asks, ""A WIFE?"" Gertrude says, ""Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc.""

Sam the clam and Larry the lobster are best friends under the ocean... And all they like to do is disco. All day and night, these two would boogey at the local clubs all night and all day. Until, one day, Sam the clam passed away. Larry the lobster was bummed out, but lived out the rest of his life disco dancing, although alone. When Larry the lobster passed, his soul flew straight to heaven, because Larry was a good lobster in life. When he arrived at the pearly gates, the Head Angel met with h…

A grasshopper walks into a bar... ...the bartender glances at him and says: ""Hey! We got a drink here named after you!"" And the grasshopper says ""What, Larry?""

A screwdriver walks into a bar... The bartender sees it and shouts out, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The screwdriver gets excited and says, "You have a drink named Larry?"