A teen boy wants to borrow the car, so he opens his parents' bedroom door to ask. He sees his dad wearing only chaps and a cowboy hat, on top of his mother, who has a feathered headdress and an indian squaw outfit on. He quickly shuts their door and disappears. The parents decided to finish what they were doing, but a few minutes later, the wife asks the dad to go talk to their son about the costumes and about walking into their bedroom without knocking. The dad is walking down the hall toward h…

So, the 7 year-old daughter is talking with her mom... ""Mom, today at school during break, Jason and I played doctor!"" she says excitedly. ""Oh dear"" the mother answers, fearing the worst ""what did you two do?"" ""Oh, not much, he made me wait forty-five minutes and then double billed the insurance company.""

Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in? Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Jason was watching a baseball game the other day and asked, “Daddy, if winning isn't the be all and end all as you have taught me, then why does anyone bother keeping score!?”