What are Real Madrid fans going to do after they win the "Copa del Rey"? R : Shut down the play-station#Real Madrid#One-Liner0🔗 Share
The full time football result is in: Real Madrid - 4... Surreal Madrid - fish#Madrid#Real Madrid#Animals#Sports+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →