Jones: "Good Evening, old man. Thought I'd drop in and see you about the umbrella you borrowed from me last week." Brown: "I'm sorry, but I lent it to a friend of mine. Do you want it?" Jones: "Well, not for myself, but the fellow I borrowed it from says the owner wants it!"
I like my women like I like my peanut butter... Brown, chunky, and easy to spread.
The Secret of the Red Shirt Once upon a time there was a pirate captain. He ran a very successful ship, and rarely lost any battles. He took a boy under him to
Roses are brown Violets are brown Who took a shit in my garden?
Things Ted Cruz and I have in common: 1. Love butter 2. Shy eyes 3. Resurrected from the grave during satanic bloodmoon ritual 4. Brown hair
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