Knock Knock! Who's there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two...! Knock Knock! Who's there? Anna! Anna who? Anna going to tell you! Knock Knock! Who's there? Anne Boleyn! Anne Boleyn who? Anne Boleyn alley! 1648. Knock Knock! Who's there? Amin! Amin who? Amin thing to do! Knock Knock! Who's there? Ammonia! Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid!
HERE'S A KID WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS AND HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND YOU'LL DIE SOON TOO, BUY THINGS. - Super Bowl Commercials in a nut shell
Next time someone wants you to hold a baby, say "I'm so bad with live babies!"
im an adult! i make my own bedtimes! i'll stay up all night and function at a fraction of my capacity! like a giant grown-up lethargic baby!
Wrapping presents takes a LOT longer when your kid sneaks up behind you & cuts off your arm with an empty wrapping paper tube lightsaber.
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