Alice is talking to her friend Maud in the local coffee shop. She says “I made a huge mistake at supper last night. I meant to say to my mother- in –law, ‘Please could you pass me some butter?’ Instead it came out, ‘You stupid cow, you have totally ruined my life!’”
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.
Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing
A chihuahua is just a barking cat.
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