Three proud mothers were bragging about the virtues of their children. The First said, “My daughter, the surgeon, has invented a new artificial liver that has saved the lives of numerous patients.” The second proudly followed, “My son, the scientist, has developed a new energy source capable of heating thousands of homes with absolutely no pollution at all.” “Psh, that is nothing,” replied the third, “my son, the lawyer has discovered a new accounting system that allows him to bill clients even for the time he spends on the golf course!”
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