Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. ""It's a very handy thing,"" God told them, ""and I was wondering if either one of you would like that."" When Adam saw it, he jumped up and down and begged ""Oh, give that to me! I'd love to have that. It seems just the sort of th…