#van-halen

Van Halen on tour in 2012! I doubt the Mayans realized they'd be up against "Drop Dead Legs" when they predicted the end of the world.

Cute cat "Thanks. We dont let him in though cause he shreds" You mean sheds? "No" [gestures to cat shredding to Van Halen on the back patio]

Let's say you use recycled Van Halen CDs as part of the infrastructure of a large town... ...does that mean you built the city on rock and roll? Edit: Yes, I know it was Starship that performed ""We Built This City"" (it's actually what inspired the joke). That's utterly irrelevant to the punchline, because the joke is *meant* to revolve around the fact that ***Van Halen is a well known rock band.***

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion? David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen