#third-prisoner

Three Escaped Prisoners Three men - who were not the brightest of individuals - escaped from prison one evening. They knew that the authorities would be hot on their tail in only a matter of minutes, so they decided to find somewhere to hide on a nearby farm. The first prisoner climbed an apple tree, then kept as still as he could within the dense leaves. The second crawled beneath the front steps of the farmhouse, then froze in place. The third prisoner covered himself with several burlap sacks…

A prisoner was cleaning the walls in his cell with a flannel... ...when the prisoner in the next cell asked if he can use it. ""Sure,"" the first prisoner said and he gave him it. This struck up a conversation and the first prisoner asked, ""So how did you end up in here mate?"" ""Well,"" he replied, ""It's a funny story. I was low on cash and saw a guy walking down the street and mugged him. Stole his money and everything. The sad thing is though, he only had two pence, so basically I'm in here…

A man goes to prison On his first night, he's pretty nervous. Somebody shouts out "34" and everybody else laughs. He thinks this is weird, but then 5 minutes later, somebody else shouts "23" and everybody else laughs. Then after another 10 minutes, a third prisoner shouts "16" and everybody laughs. His cellmate sees his confusion and tells him "Well, we've been in prison so long telling the same jokes over and over that we decided to just give them numbers. 34 is the one about the nun, the…

A prison guard asked three prisoners how they got in jail... The first prisoner replies, "I was blowing bubbles in the park." The second replies "I was also blowing bubbles in the park." When the guard gets to the third prisoner he says "let me guess, you were blowing bubbles in the park." Then the third prisoner replies "no, im bubbles."

3 prisoners are to be executed by a firing squad The first one thinking of ways to escape shouted "EARTHQUAKE!" which caused everyone to panic and allowed the prisoner to escape. The second prisoner seeing what the first one did shouted "TORNADO!" which caused everyone to panic again and also allowed him to escape The third prisoner, knowing what the others did, frantically shouted "FIRE!"