Suite 103 **There is no TL;DR to this joke. You have to read the whole thing in order to fully comprehend the joke.** The scotch wasn't going down easily today, but that didn't make pouring some more any more difficult for Adam. The phone call he had received three days earlier kept replaying in his mind over and over again. She was out of town for a press conference. ""I can't not go, honey. I was the lead designer for the prototype. Who else is going to announce and describe its features?"" Ad…