#special-ed

what fabric softener do Special Ed kids use? Downy

I was getting a tour around my new school... First, I was shown the History wing. I met some of the teachers and couldn't wait for 6th hour, when I had my History class. My guide then took me to the Math hallway. I wasn't too excited to be returning here anytime soon. I was then shown the gymnasium. Some folks were playing Basketball when I walked by. Next came the English and Science wings. Nothing interesting to report there. My tour guide then brought me to the part of the school where kids w…

Earth got put in Milky Way Special Ed for being bi-polar.

So, a middle school science class is learning about genetics and the students are working with recessive and dominant eye colors in punnett squares. A few minutes into the activity one student beckons the teacher over. He has a very concerned look on his face. The teacher is a little worried. This has happened before. Every once in a while a student realizes that he is adopted or his dad isn't who he thought. The teacher hesitantly walks over to the concerned student, ready to have a difficult c…

I believe, if you're in Special Ed, and you're late to class... ...it's politically incorrect to say you're tardy.