So when I was an altar boy when I was a kid...
...and its not all that you'd think it would be. Contrary to popular belief, an aletrboy's true purpose is to put up with the priests shit, and to pick up the slack when he drops the ball. Anyway, one day I was sweeping the chapel floor when i heard somebody whisper my name. I looked around and saw the Father beaconing me toward the confessional.
He had been listening to this one woman for an hour, and really, really, needed a bathroom break. He a…