The Italian An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, ""How do you stay in such great physical condition?"" ""I'm Italian and I am a golfer,"" says Silvio, ""and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is well."" ""'Well,"" says the doctor, ""I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Father w…