A young man comes to the confessional: "Forgive me father, I have sinned. I was with a woman of dubious morals."
The pastor asks, "Is that you, Jimmy?"
"Yes, it is I, father."
"And who was this woman you talk about?"
"I can't tell you that, father. I wouldn't want to sully her name."
"I'll find out sooner or later, so it doesn't matter if you tell me now. Was it that girl Kathy Miller?"
"I mustn't say."
"It was Mary Smith, wasn't it?"
"I am not telling."
"Sally Rogers?"
"I wil…