#queen-he

George Bush met The Queen He turns round and says: As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom' to which the Queen replies, I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King.' George Bush thought a while and then said: How about a Principality then?', to which the Queen replied Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush.' Bush…

A British man, a Frenchman, a Mexican, and an American are flying in a small plane oven an ocean. ...And in the middle of their flight, the pilot announces that the plane is losing fuel to a leak, and all unnecessary luggage must be thrown from the plane. Despite this effort, the fuel leak worsens, and the pilot realizes the plane cannot reach land with its current weight. He tells his passengers that one of them must bail out to save the others. The Frenchman volunteers, and declares as he jump…

A Frenchman, Englishman, American and a Mexican are sitting in a sinking boat... They know that one of them must sacrifice themselves for the sake of the other three. The Frenchman stands and says ""I will do the noble thing. Good bye messieurs, viva la France."" He jumps out and drowns and yet the boat is still sinking. To save the other two, the Englishman goes next. ""Cheers, gents. God save the Queen!"" He jumps out and drowns. But the boat is still sinking. The American and Mexican are left…