Sergeant Jones was doing a drill one morning...
...when a letter was given to him. Sergeant stood up and shouted, "PRIVATE WILLIAMS STAND UP!.....YOUR MOTHER HAS DIED!" Private Williams immediately wept and overcome by emotions, soon fainted. Sergeant Smith told Sergeant Jones, "You should have broken the news to him nicer....he wouldn't have been so upset."
Two months had passed, Sergeant Jones was running another drill and he received another letter which stated that Private Williams' fat…