Men from Poland, Russia and Germany are competing in a competition (lol) in nailing 3 planks together using one nail and their heads. First one is the German. Bonk, bonk, bonk. The nail is through the planks. Next one is the Russian. Ding, ding. The nail is through the planks. Finally it's time for the Polishman. Plop. The nail is through the planks. After a while it's time to give the medals. Russian -Gold, German - Silver, Polishman disqualified for hitting the nail in the wrong side.(I think …