#patrick-otoole

Three Irishmen Paddy Sean and Shamus were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. ""Come have a look over here"" says Paddy ""It's Michael O'Grady's grave God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."" ""That's nothing"" says Sean ""here's one named Patrick O'Toole. It says here that he was 95 when he died."" Just then Shamus yells out ""But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!"" ""What was his name?"" asks Padd…

An Irishman walks into a bar... An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick. “No,” replied the Irishman “I’ve lost all me luggage!” “How’d that happen?” “The cork fell out!” said the Irishman. An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on…