Pat and Mike were walking down the street when they came to the church Pat says 'Mike you wait here I'm going to run in for confession it's been a long time'. Pat enters the confessional and says' Father forgive me I have sinned with a married woman'. The priest asks 'was it Mrs Murphy'? 'no Father' was the reply. 'Was it Mrs O'Boyle'? Again the reply was 'No Father'. 'Was it Mrs. O'Grady'? Pat said Father I'll not be teling you the lady's name! So the priest told him to say two Hail Mary's f…