Halloween Pirate Joke Little Johnny dressed up as a pirate. He rang the first door bell and a woman answered. ""Hello!"" she said. ""What are you dressed up as?"" Johnny replies (with his speech impediment), ""A birate."" ""A what?"" asked the woman. ""A BIRATE!"" said Johnny. The woman replied, ""Oh, you mean a pirate. Well tell me Mr. Pirate, where are your bucannears?"" Johnny looked at her weirdly and said, ""They're on my buckin' HEAD!""