#mountain

DOCTOR: We were all out of blood for your transfusion so we used Mountain Dew ME: [I don't hear bc I already snowboarded out the window]

Are you a can of mountain dew? Cause I'd mountain dew you.

There are 4 guys on a mountain... There is an Asian, a Mexican, a White guy and a black guy, all ready to give their life in honor. The Asian says ""THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY"" and jumps off the cliff. The Mexican says ""THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY"" and jumps off the cliff. The White guy says ""THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY"" and pushes the black guy off. ;)