#mother-superiors-office

A women joins a cloistered convent where the nuns take a vow of silence... A women joins a cloistered convent where the nuns take a vow of silence. She takes the name Sister Maria. As a relief from the vow of silence, every five years they are allowed to speak one word to the mother superior. The first five year anniversary comes up and Sister Maria tells the Mother Superior, ""Food"", and then goes back to her duties in silence. Another five years pass and this time Sister maria says, ""stinks.…

Blasphemers! A nun walks into the Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh, heavy with frustration. "What troubles you, Sister?" asked the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family." "It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ." "I seem to recall that," the Mother Superior agreed. "So I tak…

The golfing nun A nun walks into the Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh, heavy with frustration. “What troubles you, Sister?” asked the Mother Superior. “I thought this was the day you spent with your family.” “It was,” sighed the Sister. “And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.” “I seem to recall that,” the Mother Superior agreed. “So…

A nun walks into the Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.