A Muslim goes to Heaven and meets Saint Peter at the Gate. He looks at Peter and says ""This has to be a mistake. I demand to see prophet Mohamed right now!"" Saint Peter says ""Calm down. Would you like a coffee or a cappuccino or something to drink?"" The Muslim says ""No, thanks. But I don't think I'm supposed to be here."" Peter responds ""Alright, I'll let you sort this out with the manager here. You can enter until then."" The Muslim enters Heaven which is beautiful. He sees Jesus across t…