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Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.

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Mickey's Yellow Snow Dilemma... Mickey was angry because somebody was writing "Mickey sucks" in yellow snow outside of his front door every time it snowed. He ended up going to his friend who was a cop to ask for help. The cop checked it out and took some photos and samples. A couple of days later the cop came back to Mickey: "Well, the good news is we've figured out that the urine came from your friend, Goofy. The bad news - it's Minnie's handwriting..."

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Mickey called the police because someone had written ""Mickey Sucks"" in urine in the snow in front of Mickey's house. The officer told Mickey

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My Disneyland Bus Driver told us this one Mickey and Minnie Mouse were getting a divorce. When Mickey's lawyer was called up

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