#mark-wahlberg

I bet at least ONE of Leonardo DiCaprio's friends has called him Leotard. Probably Mark Wahlberg...

Just a heads up guys, M. Night Shyamalan dug a hole in my backyard and has been filming Mark Wahlberg yelling at it for 6 months now.

A bunch of Hollywood celebrities formed two baseball teams... ...to raise money for a charity. The day of the match arrived and everyone was ready. The celebrities were dressed in their outfits, some practising their throws and catches, others practising their swing. Russell Crowe was selected to umpire. The match started, and the two teams, ""The Beverly Hills Bosses"" and ""The Hollywood Hustlers"" went to play. The match was going great, with both teams outperforming expectations and making h…

Mark Wahlberg has requested a pardon for a crime he committed in 1988. His debut single.

This joke requires you to <insert friend's name here>. <Insert friend's name here> is walking along a country path and comes upon Mark Wahlberg enjoying some coitus with an unfortunate sheep whose head has become stuck in a fence. <Insert friend's name here> says, ""Hey Marky-Mark, what are you doing to that sheep?"" Mark replies, ""I was just walking along this path and I saw this sheep with its head stuck in the fence, so I thought I'd have a bit a fun. Care to have a go your…

This joke requires you to <insert friend's name here>. <Insert friend's name here> is walking along a country path and comes upon Mark Wahlberg enjoying some coitus with an unfortunate sheep whose head has become stuck in a fence. <Insert friend's name here> says, "Hey Marky-Mark, what are you doing to that sheep?" Mark replies, "I was just walking along this path and I saw this sheep with its head stuck in the fence, so I thought I'd have a bit a fun. Care to have a go yourself?" <Insert frien…

What does Mark Wahlberg eat for breakfast? Funky Bunches of Oats