#lgbt

Say - didja hear about the LGBT who keeps telling bad Bruce Jenner jokes? (wait for it ... wait for it Yeah - every one thinks he's a real bruisance ...

Dja hear about the LGBT who would only own a Dalmatian if its spots were bleached white? Bruella de Ville

In light of all the LGBT groups participating in St Patrick's Day..... I'm going to open a new Irish themed gay bar. It will be called *Sodom and Begorrah*

Did you ever realize that the colours on the LGBT flag are actually all straight Unless it blows?

Who always gets to the LGBT rally the fastest?,"The lesbians, because they leave lickety-split. Meanwhile the gay guys are still packing their shit.

Who always gets to the LGBT rally the fastest? The lesbians, because they leave lickety-split. Meanwhile, the gay guys are still packing their shit.

Didja hear about the LGBT DJ in Paris who'll only play 50's US rock songs? Yeah - he calls himself ... wait for it ... Cousine Brucie

Didja hear about this new rum for the LGBT market - Morgan Le Fay? It's 150 broof.