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Wow, you've got a lot of hickeys Kris. Me: Busy weekend *winks *remembers wrestling that octopus at the aquarium for giving me side eye.

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Me: Siri, how hot does fire need to be to burn a body. Siri: Kris, we go over this once a week. Make a note.

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Kylie Jenner and a jigsaw puzzle Kylie Jenner was exhausted from doing nothing all week, so she thought she would relax over the weekend and do a 5 piece jigsaw puzzle. After three days Kylie finished the puzzle and showed it to her mother Kris. Kris immediately called the Guinness book of Records. Guinness sent a representative to check the record. ""What did Kylie do ?"". Kris replied ""Kylie did a 5 piece puzzle in 3 days."" ""How is that a record"" said the representative. Kris replied ""Wel…

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