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Good Polish Joke A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of Polish vodka. As the bartender slides the drink to the patron, a man sitting next to him remarks, ""That's a coincidence, I, too, am enjoying a Polish vodka. Since I arrived from the old country, this is the only bar in which I have found it."" To which the first replies, ""Old country, I'm from the old country. Let me buy you another!"" As the drinks are being poured, one of the men asks, ""What part of the old country are you from?"…

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What sound does a Polish crow make? Krakow

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Polish Farmers Two Polish Farmers are talking about how to make more money, and Polish Farmer 1 notes that he is going to start raising Chickens for more income. When the chickens arrive, Polish Farmer 1 digs 50 holes in a neat row, and buries the chickens up to their necks. He waters them, and within a day, they are all dead. He asks Polish Farmer 2 what he did wrong? Polish Farmer 2 looks at the dead chickens, and says, ""you planted them wrong."" So, Polish Farmer 1 buys more chickens, digs m…

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