Why the different branches of the military can't work together: The reason why the services don't get along? They don't speak the same language. For example, if you tell a soldier to ""Secure the building."" he's going to set up claymores and machine gun nests with interlocking fields of fire. If you tell a Marine to ""Secure the building."" he's going to pie every room with his rifle in his hands and his Ka-bar on his waist. If you tell a sailor to ""Secure the building."" he's going to lock al…