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The Schitt Family Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, ""You don't know Jack Schitt."" Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Agai…

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So a midget walks into a bar... and he orders a beer and a shot. The bartender give them to him and he downs them quickly. He asks, ""Who is the baddest sumbitch in this place?"" The bartender says, ""Well that'd be Mark, over there."" The midget jumps down from the stool and goes over to him, and just beats the shit out of him, then leaves the bar. The next day, he comes in and orders the same order. Finishes the drinks and says, ""Now who is the baddest sumbitch in this bar?"" The bartender th…

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