#island-she

A Man has his needs. A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink. Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and drowning but our guy manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood and, using every last ounce of strength, swims a few miles through the shark-infested sea to a remote island. Sprawled on the shore nearly passed out from exhaustion, he turns his head and sees a woman lying nea…

Three blondes are stuck on a desert island. One finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. The first blonde says, ""I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island."" Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says, ""I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!"" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says, ""I wish I was 50% sma…

Stranded on an Island There once was a young single guy on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink. Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and drowning but our guy manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood and, using every last ounce of strength, swims a few miles through the shark-infested sea to a remote island. Sprawled on the shore nearly passed out from exhaustion, he turns his head and sees a wo…

A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink. Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and drowning but our guy manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood and, using every last ounce of strength, swims a few miles through the shark-infested sea to a remote island. Sprawled on the shore nearly passed out from exhaustion, he turns his head and sees a woman lying near him, unconscious, b…