All Aboard!!
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her young son.
He was playing with his new electric train, in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of …