Funny because it's true. In Genesis Chapter 3 God kicks Adam and Eve out from the garden of evil for eating the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. This fruit, offered to them by the serpent (Satan), conferred upon them knowledge of what is good and what is evil. For this they were removed from the garden. In order to make up for this, they accept this moral knowledge from their ancestors in the form of their sacred tomes, and pass it on to their descendants and converts. And beca…