Literal Sandwiches General James: Where's Johnson? Private Ham Sandwich: I'm not sure. Hey, do you know where Johnson is? Private Grilled Cheese Sandwich: Yes, the general told him to get him a sandwich General James: Yes, but both of you are right here. It is then that General James realized what had happened. General James: He must've went to get me a real sandwich. Captain Real Sandwich: But i'm right here sir. General James: Then by god where the hell is he? The End. Courtesy of my brother. …