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The teacher asks, ""Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"" Flora blushes and says, ""That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question."" The teacher calls on Johnny: ""What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"" ""That's easy,"" says Johnny. ""It's the pupil of the eye."" ""Very good, Johnny,"" responds the teacher. ""That's correct."" She then turns to Flora and says, ""First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And…

Human Body The teacher asks, ""Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"" Flora blushes and says, ""That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question."" The teacher calls on Johnny: ""What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"" ""That's easy,"" says Johnny. ""It's the pupil of the eye."" ""Very good, Johnny,"" responds the teacher. ""That's correct."" She then turns to Flora and says, ""First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirt…

A married pair of Biologists are camping in China... And after a long day of cataloging the various flora and fauna, they get down to a little love making... When suddenly, the man feels an ungodly pressure in his stomach. He leaves hastily to the woods to find a suitable place to relieve himself, leaving his wife alone in the tent. Outside the tent, she can hear a rustling, and after a few tense moments, a Panda sticks its head through the tent flap. It lurches in, tears off the woman's blanket…

Last minute anniversary gift (x-post from r/cleanjokes) A devoted husband has made it a tradition to buy his beautiful wife beautiful flora for their anniversary. Though his plant of choice is not roses nor tulips, but her favorite: anemone Alas, there was no anemone in stock this year at the local nursery. "What else can I buy my wife for our anniversary?" Said he, very distraught, "Anemone are her favourite!" The teller responded, "Perhaps I can interest you in some exotic ferns. They are e…

The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" Flora blushes and says, "That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question." The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That's easy," says Johnny. "It's the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That's correct." She then turns to Flora an…

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