A farmer's crops are destroyed by a horrible blight... [First post, my friend and I made up this joke today and I thought I might try it out here] A farmer's crops are destroyed by a horrible blight. His corn, his carrots, his peas...all are either dead or far too blighted to sell. As he strolls through his fields, he sees that a number of his beets are just healthy enough, but still suffering. He gathers them up and puts them in large baskets. He puts the baskets on a cart and heads into town, …