#father-billy

Religion class One day in religion class the teacher asked the question ""what is God's sons name?"". Billy stabbed Sally with a thumb tack and sally jumped up and said ""Jesus!"". The teacher asked another question, ""who is the father?"" Billy stabbed sally again and Sally jumped up and said, ""God!"" The teacher asked another question, ""what did eve say to adam after they had their third baby?"" Sally jumped up and said, ""if you stick that thing in me again i will break it in half!""

Verbal Battle Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honored tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. ""My Father is better than your Father!"" Billy declared. ""No, he's not!"" Johnny responded. ""My brother is better than you brother!"" Billy said. ""He is not! He is not!"" Yelled Little Johnny. ""My Mother is better than your Mother!"" Billy continued. A long pause ensued, then Little Johnny said, ""Well, I guess ya got me there. I've heard my Father say th…

Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honored tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. ""My Father is better than your Father!"" Billy declared. ""No, he's not!"" Johnny responded. ""My brother is better than you brother!"" Billy said. ""He is not! He is not!"" Yelled Little Johnny. ""My Mother is better than your Mother!"" Billy continued. A long pause ensued, then Little Johnny said, ""Well, I guess ya got me there. I've heard my Father say the same thing m…